ACT I – THE SWIPE-RIGHT It all begins on a boring Tuesday that smells like stale samosas and regret. Our hero, Chintu “copyright” Sharma, is doom-scrolling through reels of dancing aunties when a push notification pops up: “Aaj ka super-jodi ‑ 100% leak, 0% risk, 200% swag.” Chintu’s pupils dilate like he’s just seen Vicky Kaus